A Crotch ticket is when a male human signals to a female human by ejackulating on paper or plastic and sticking it on the females back
by JC'Onine January 30, 2009
Get the Crotch Ticketmug. Player 1: He's in my sights.
Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.
Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotch Shot!
Player 2: Fuck.....
Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.
Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotch Shot!
Player 2: Fuck.....
by kazook April 25, 2006
Get the Crotch Shotmug. 
A female who's only purpose in life is one thing-perform Sex acts. Her purpose for being is between her legs. She has no other atributes, brains, work skills or any talents. Just sex.
In the office: "Marlene can't even answer the phone or use a copier". Reply: Oh yea she's a {crotch rocket}. Why is Marlene glad she's poor? Answer: she's a crotch rocket.
by genuineforyoutwo January 28, 2010
Get the crotch rocketmug. A fun thing to do with the Zwinky ads. Put the wig, sunglasses and belt on the zwinky's crotch to make a face, the Crotch Person. To amuse yourself and your friends, whisper to them "Guess what?" and when they say "what?" shout out "Crotch Person!" At a loss for a new blog entry? Just type "Guess what?" as the subject and "Crotch Person!" as the entry. For even more fun, type it like this: cRoTcH pErSoN
by Laura Jai December 9, 2008
Get the Crotch Personmug. The lips of the pussy. Usually used to refer to underwear being stuck up in the "pussy crotch". Basically a front-side female wedgie.
by jackwagon283 October 18, 2010
Get the pussy crotchmug. SOB my R1 fuckin smokes a Le Sabre with stage 4 heads and no muffler exhaust sport version driven by Arkansas original inbred
by Poop for the bears October 27, 2003
Get the crotch rocketmug.