Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.

He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.

by squinthouse June 4, 2010

Crotch Shot

A variation of the now famous Head Shot.

Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotch Shot!

Player 2: Fuck.....

by kazook April 25, 2006

crotch gobbler

anyone that gobbles "crotch"

your mother

by clark December 1, 2003

crotch rocket

A female who's only purpose in life is one thing-perform Sex acts. Her purpose for being is between her legs. She has no other atributes, brains, work skills or any talents. Just sex.

In the office: "Marlene can't even answer the phone or use a copier". Reply: Oh yea she's a {crotch rocket}. Why is Marlene glad she's poor? Answer: she's a crotch rocket.

by genuineforyoutwo January 28, 2010

Crotch Person

A fun thing to do with the Zwinky ads. Put the wig, sunglasses and belt on the zwinky's crotch to make a face, the Crotch Person. To amuse yourself and your friends, whisper to them "Guess what?" and when they say "what?" shout out "Crotch Person!" At a loss for a new blog entry? Just type "Guess what?" as the subject and "Crotch Person!" as the entry. For even more fun, type it like this: cRoTcH pErSoN

Hey, guess what? cRoTcH pErSoN!!!

by Laura Jai December 9, 2008

pussy crotch

The lips of the pussy. Usually used to refer to underwear being stuck up in the "pussy crotch". Basically a front-side female wedgie.

God, my panties are so far up my pussy crotch!

by jackwagon283 October 18, 2010

crotch rocket

The act of fingering a girl.

Dariel: So what happened last night? You and Keegan were getting pretty cozy.
Bree: There were definitely some crotch rockets going on. Nasa was basically taking off in my flaps.
Dariel: Solid!

by Dariel and Bree March 1, 2008