Crofting

v. To squeeze the juice from a cherry using only the pressure from one's buttocks.

Walking with a mincing gait, Jim shares a coy smile with his spectators, before sharply clenching his buttocks and neatly crofting the nectar from the velvety fruit.

by capncat July 4, 2017

croquemdouche

A choice name for an irritating french wanker.

I have had it with Pierre he is a real croquemdouche!

by Grayreaper22 August 30, 2017

crocodildo

A crocodile that doesnt have a head and instead he has a dildo.

Wow look at that majestic crocodildo

by Lil Vexedly April 19, 2018

Cropple Juicing

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".

1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 28, 2017

crossy wiegon

a region that is crossed by another region

there are very few crossy wiegons

by caki putin November 20, 2017

Crosbie Effect

A This theoretical phenomenon happens when a superior (teacher, boss , project leader) gives you a task and once the task is completed you show said superior what you have completed. The fact that now the superior is observering causes a cosmic shit in the fabric of space and time causing the completed no matter how tested or functional it was before, it will fail in any random and unexpected way. This phenomenon has be observed by many itelectuals and has been called many things. It has even been referenced in movies and TV shows alike and is normally a source of comedy.

Worker: "the robot is fully working come see"

Boss comes to see, everything unexpectedly and impossibly fails

Worker "shit damn Crosbie effect"

Student: hey my project is finally done after a week of work

Teacher enters room : hey everything done yet?
Student : no fuck Crosbie effect

Everything inexplicably falls apart

by nanobug64nan May 3, 2018

crowdoe

You are expecting below par weed and then suddenly realise it's the grade A.

"yo man I've got the weed, I haven't checked it yet" "yo fam that's the crowdoe"

by Alezis February 2, 2018