Creeper Res

Abbreviated for Creeper Resolution. An absurdly high resolution used on photos and videos that reveals the most detailed sexual parts of a woman. Leads mostly to Fapping.

Hey Rick, Robert took some great creeper res shots last week at the dance team auditions last week. Let's go fap to them.

by Litoz April 19, 2010

creeper fart

When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.

Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Sleeper Creeper

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while they are sleeping or passed out. Despite hearing many reports of successful fornication the prey will usually wake up and have the predator thrown in jail.

Flip- "Dude! Alexa's passed out in my room right now, Im about to pull the Sleeper Creeper on her. You wanna come over and take turns?"

Skip- "Naw, Ill pass this time. Besides I smashed that months ago."

by YumYum69 March 1, 2009

creep

A creep is a male that a female is not interested in. A
woman may label a man a creep if the man does not communicate
to her that he has wealth, power, or influence (such as by
the clothes he wears, the car he drives, the job title he
carries, or other external signs of social proof), and the
only thing he does show to her, his physical attractiveness,
is not enough to interest her.

If a man wears a T-shirt and jeans, gets off a bus, and
smiles at a woman, then she may label him a creep, ignore his
smile, and walk away. If the same man wears a suit, gets out
of a limousine, is surrounded by his subordinates, and smiles
at the same woman, then she may label him as her new sugar
daddy, return his smile, and join him.

by StevenTM January 10, 2009

creeping

Banging someone while you're taken.

Shaggy's girlfriend caught him red-handed creepin' with the girl next door.

by Kara E. June 7, 2005

facebook creeper

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.

you - "what are u doing?"

me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"

you - "your such a facebook creeper"

me - "yea I know"

by xoangelmariexo January 4, 2009

Creepy Dave

Any weird kid in school that is usually found doing creepy things such as playing with food, breathing heavily through the mouth, and standing very closely behind people for no apparent reason. This person will usually try to find friends by trying to talk cool or trying to do things he thinks are funny but are just really creepy, but will always fail. Very unclean and smelly, with lots of dandruff and acne. Will "like" and/or comment everyone's pictures on Myspace or Facebook, even if he does not know you. Will stalk girls and/or guys. Will steal your phone while you're not looking to take your number and add his. Usually speaks in a low, mumbled voice and may or may not end words with "eh." Please avoid this human.

Student 1: "Oh my God, that kid is such a Creepy Dave!"
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."

by Xagent_squidwardX December 15, 2009