Cooked noodle

High on heavy drugs.

Look at her, she's a cooked noodle.

by ravenlotusveela December 7, 2023

cook-ied

I want to be fucked.

Jerome:Why ur bitch wildin out like that?
Trey:Dont worry I havent cook-ied her yet.

by Quackalicious_ June 30, 2008

Caleb cook

A wonderful person that it very love and have a lot talent

Caleb Cook is the best

by anonymous December 21, 2021

Cooking the crawfish

The act of anal sex with a Cajun girl

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night

by Wilco264 May 5, 2023

The Raymond Cook

when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.

I've been giving him the raymond cook him for 2 years now and he still hasn't figured it out.

by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018

cooked

to win by a large margin

Person 1: "I heard you guys crushed *insert sports team here* last night"
Person 2: "Yea, we cooked"

by JamezN42 August 28, 2022

cooking apple

Someone who seems appealing but is actually fückin gross.

Yeah, you could hit that off you're really keen but I hear she's a cooking apple

by Garmo May 24, 2024