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Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.
Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.
by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011
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steamrolling for convenience

Molding someone unnecessarily to own need
Giving preference to own benefit n sacrificing others.
Misusing the rights or forfeiting the right of others for own benefit
When someone is convicted without sufficient evidence and the purpose is to get it over so that the case can be closed. It can be defined as This is the example of steamrolling for convenience.
by Jalookaloo December 22, 2016
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stain of condescension

the sticky residue left when a condescending ass sits on a cushion.
I hope your bad attitude doesn't leave a stain of condescension on my couch.
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Smoking pine cones

Often associated with marijuana and cigarettes, smoking pine cones is used by older teachers when trying to be hip and edgy. Could also be a marijuana shroom, to be further researched.
Come on kids, let’s go get those marijuanas, smoking pine cones is all the rage, eh!?!”
by That cool teach’ October 31, 2017
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Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell
I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest
by moochzigg March 10, 2020
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British slang for asking a person to be their prostitute.
Have you ever seen Mira? I asked her to be my personal convenience store and she actually accepted!
by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021
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Catholic for Convenience

Can apply to two related groups.

1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.

2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!

Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
by Catholic For Convenience Dad December 18, 2021
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