Retard who loves to mash his cock on patio furniture. He loves to do threesomes with his STD filled sister and his dog with rabies. His family is so country that if he comes out he will get beat by every side of his family tree.
He loves the feeling of umbrella poles up his ass
He also prefers dykes over kikes
He loves the feeling of umbrella poles up his ass
He also prefers dykes over kikes
by The Thot Destroyer May 29, 2018
Get the Connormug. by Con the mega shlong October 21, 2020
Get the Connormug. by I34r February 2, 2020
Get the Archie Connormug. Hey it’s me. Yeah my dick is big. Yeah I’m sorta sexy, yeah your girl thinks about fucking me. It’s all good: if you’re my friend I won’t fuck your girl unless you’re an asshole, then I’ll fuck her twice and she’ll cum thrice (unless she’s on meds :c ). Maybe I’ll even cum in her asshole, maybe she’ll even tap mine. I know you’ve never seen her get that loose before, it’s all good. It’s a combination between a healthy dose of love and a thick cock with some inches to back it up. No I don’t like you, stay away from her. This last one’s for Peep: love you bro.
Hey I’m Connor, nice to meet you. I prefer to be called Lucifer (I take a lot of Ls). *stretches out hand for a firm shake, but not too firm, unless it’s her father*
by Lucifer J. Malachi July 26, 2022
Get the Connormug. by From5711 August 10, 2022
Get the Connor Jonesmug. A person with a giant penis
by Defenituon god March 30, 2019
Get the Connormug. Connor McCarty, come to homecoming or die tomorrow
Shut up Logan. I'm gonna sit in my room and watch my carpet grow
Shut up Logan. I'm gonna sit in my room and watch my carpet grow
by CK26 September 18, 2017
Get the Connor McCartymug.