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Clown job

A group of clowns circle-jerking on to a crying kid.
John was forever traumatized by the clown job he had as a child.
by Monikr December 2, 2017
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clown shoes

Clown Shoes: derieved from the latin word biggimus shoesius, it can either mean A) that is totally wack and of the hizzle or B) thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard.
A)"hey jimmy, i got an A on my test!" Wow billy, thats clown shoes!"
B)Hey jimmy,lets go throw rocks at bigger rocks!
"hey billy, thats fucking clown-shoes
by scott July 7, 2004
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clown shoes

A person who who you hate and is a joke to you
you see someone you dont like and you say your fucking clown shoes
by jimbo balls October 24, 2007
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Clown Mouthing

When a woman comes and sprays ejaculate into the open mouth of her partner. She wins when the partner's mouth is so full that he/she must spit or swallow.
"I went down on Kali so well last night, she squirted like a fountain, so I started clown mouthing her like a carnival game. If I had a balloon on top of my head it would have popped."
by Louis Bahan February 27, 2008
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clown hair

What old men get when most of their head is bald except some patches of hair on the sides.
Mike is a 70 year old man. He has a little grey hair on the sides but is completely bald up top. Mike has clown hair
by exxtreme_croquet September 1, 2010
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clown boobs

going from a small titty size to bigger than porn star boobs with one surgery and thus looking disproportional to the woman's body.
So my old high school fling who had double A's decided to get a G size boob job. I've never seen bigger clown boobs in my life!
by zxmonster September 21, 2014
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Clown shoes

When someone wears shoes that are too big for their feet in order to proceed with the stereotypical myth that foot size is somehow connected to the length of ones penis.

Although it has been proven incorrect, it seems more of the testosterone fueled males did not abandon the theory and seem to believe it’s a proven fact.
Clown shoes

Fuckboy nigga: yo check my new Nike’s nigga

Idk his other fucking black friend: yo nigga what’s wrong with you? Dem shoes be too big for ya feet ma nigga

Fuckboy nigga: I’m a man with many insecurities and my penis size doesn’t seem big enough in my eyes so I’m wearing these shoes to impress my date.

His black friend from last line: Nigga take dem fuckin clown shoes off, straighten up and fly proud like a motha fun man.

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by True deff December 30, 2018
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