CHIPSTER

A hipster who creates 8-bit "chip" music using sounds from video games (Nintendo Gameboy, etc.)

"Dude, Are you going to Blipfest this year?"

"Yeah, I guess. I just don't want to be surrounded by an army of fucking Brooklyn chipsters."

*farts*

by brooke shields and gay clubs October 18, 2008

chipster

-(noun) A hybrid of Chicago archetypes chad and hipster: The chipster is truly a chad at heart bringing all the innate baggage associated with being a vain, ignorant, Big 10 fun boy with him as he externally transforms into the Wicker Park staple hipster. This quasi-transformation can be easily spotted by the telltale Pabst t-shirt and excessively spikey hair.

That Lincoln Park chipster is such a poser, he doesn't even listen to indie music.

by AndyK August 13, 2006

The chubs

A half boner

"When youre girl cant fully get you up, you get the chubs."

by bertocci June 9, 2009

tater chips

a tater chip is when a guy or girl eats a girl out and leaves her juices on his/her face and lets it dry and then peels it off and eats it like a tater chip

johnny went down on suzzie and came up and made tater chips and ate them for a snack

by taterboy69 March 22, 2009

all that and a bag of chips

see all that
tha baddest

mj iz all that and a bag of chips

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

Chips Ahoy

When you have a boner because you gotta take a piss but then you get offered a blowjob and obviously you can't refuse. Then instead of cumming in her mouth you piss in her mouth. Hell it's all the same to you right.

"Yo so last night I'm taking a shit when Jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but I had a hard on because I had to take a wee. So then instead of jizzing I pissed. It was a real chips ahoy she got pissed."
"your fucked up."

by cockcussion May 12, 2009

Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011