The dragon’s maw twas lit enough due to the incoming inferno without need of copious lasers; oh how the diarrhea Christmas lights distract me so.
by 2nd string, 2nd fret March 31, 2020
Get the Diarrhea Christmas Lightsmug. noun: When one is overjoyed at break from work/school and presents from christmas holidays, therefore does no work whatsoever and just lounges around with presents. Can be abbreviated to 'chroma'; a person in this state is defined as 'chromatose'.
Person 1: Where's Sam? I haven't seen him all day.
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He's in a christmas coma.
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He's in a christmas coma.
by MrrrH December 16, 2009
Get the christmas comamug. Dude 1:(see`s dude 2 on floor)
Dude 1:Hey man what happend?
Dude 2:It was..............(he passes out)
Dude 1:Oh I get it, Christmas hangover (looks around then starts tea bagging him)
Dude 1:Hey man what happend?
Dude 2:It was..............(he passes out)
Dude 1:Oh I get it, Christmas hangover (looks around then starts tea bagging him)
by Mastercheif144.32 December 28, 2011
Get the Christmas Hangovermug. A term for when you are really sick, particularly when a sinus infection is involved; refers to the expulsion of holiday-themed mucus from your nose.
by Rob April 6, 2006
Get the blowing christmasmug. Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020
Get the Diarrhea Christmas Lightsmug. kid 1- YAY CHRISTMAS
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/
by christmasluvr December 26, 2010
Get the the day after christmasmug. When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.
Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.
by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009
Get the Christmas card termsmug.