christian fredrik

It`s originally used as term of the molested. It comes from South Africa and is considered a disease.

omg, i think i am christian fredrik

by asaputeligger March 8, 2017

Christian Player

A religious virgin who's a total tool.

Girl: Your such a Christian player!
Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck

by Inward Spiral June 19, 2016

non-christian

To not be Christian.

"you are non-christian" said Dequan to Debby.

by FazeUp August 28, 2016

Christian Dickless

A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.

Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!

by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017

Nashville Christian

closeted homophobes

Omg you went to Nashville Christian, get well soon!

by User_urban_Anonymous November 20, 2021

Christian Walrus

An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.

Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?

Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...

by Czechmatedude September 13, 2011

Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023