chili doms

The delayed onset muscle soreness from eating something too spicy. Like with exercise is usually takes two days to take full effect.

Mate I've got really bad chili doms, my stomach is cramping so bad. I think it's from that curry yesterday.

by King Tiny November 1, 2018

prison chili

A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.

I just went into the bathroom and whipped up some prison chili.

by AllCheesesAreWarm July 14, 2023

Roman Chili Dog

The act of using vomit as lube after a large, celebratory feast.

"I'm stuffed. Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"

by T.Tryckster April 8, 2021

Viking chili bowl

While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.

Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

chili topper

A punch in the tit.

Guys use to chili topper me in middle school all the time, and I liked it.

by Allzwater April 7, 2016

CHILI WINKING

The act of yanking a persons dick off then shoving it up their own chili hole. : )

VOTE AD IT OR I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT CHILI WINKING IS IN PERSON. Thanks (smiley face)

by CHILIWINKER February 27, 2018

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018