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Call Of Duty Piss

A long piss you realize you haven't taken after five hours straight of Call of Duty. Usually kind of painful, yet relieves stress and makes your sniping better.
"YES! We just won our 76th Search and Destroy match!" Oh crap. Let's back out for five minutes and take a Call of Duty Piss."
by Kealyyy February 24, 2010
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Call of Duty: Crap Ops

Play on words used to describe the sometimes lousy servers of CoD: Black Ops, with it's host migrations, interrupted connections, and/or periodical disconnections.

Although this is an issue needing resolution right away, all other parts of the game seem to run smoothly, thus giving it a A in my book
Gamer: Meh, that is the third time this round that we've had to migrate hosts.

Random Player: That's Call of Duty: Crap Ops for you.
by AL_PS3 January 26, 2011
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callejero

1. wanderer (within the city or town, often for binge or partying and other unproductive activities)

2. a person who often goes out for unproductive activities
"Ya no seas callejero y busca trabajo" "Stop going out (for fun) and look for a job"
by Martha_3930 January 18, 2018
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challah

A type of white, leavened bread that Jewish people (M.O.T.s) eat. It is pronounced the same as "holla".
I told that Jewish girl to give me a holla sometime, then she showed up at the crib couple of days later carrying a loaf of bread.

Tom: "This party is bernie."
Jon: "Let's bake like challah and leaven."
Bob: "Stop being such a M.O.T."
by Nick D May 30, 2004
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Call shotgun

stagecoach guards rode shotgun - they just didn't call it that in the 1880s, as far as anyone has yet discovered. The term "riding shotgun" to refer to the guard sitting next to the driver doesn't emerge from the Old West but rather from movies and TV shows about the Old West. To date no one has found a cite for "riding shotgun" during the time stagecoaches were actually used.

The earliest usage we've found in pulp fiction occurs in the March 27, 1921 issue of the Washington Post's "Magazine of Fiction," in a story entitled "The Fighting Fool" by Dane Coolidge.(See Examples)

In the classic 1939 movie Stagecoach: Curly, the sheriff, says, "I'm gonna ride shotgun," and John Wayne expresses surprise at seeing him in fact riding shotgun later. So we have references from pulp fiction and from the movies (but not from the Old West itself) using the term "riding shotgun" to refer to the stagecoach guard.

Stagecoach revived interest in westerns as a movie genre; in the 1950s they became a staple of television, too. Not surprisingly, catchphrases from westerns soon found their way into everyday speech.

So when does "riding shotgun" get transferred from stagecoach to automobile? The Dictionary of Americanisms (1951) doesn't mention "riding shotgun." We're not sure whether absence of a phrase is evidence, but it's certainly indicative. The first usage in print relating to automobiles, is - ready? - 1954. Dropping "riding" and using the simple "shotgun" (as in "I call shotgun") to mean the passenger seat comes in the early 60s.

Thus, the sequence seems to be that the usage "shotgun guard" on a stagecoach in the Old West (say, the 1880s) evolved to "riding shotgun" in popular fiction about the Old West in the 1920s and 1930s, from there made its way into movies and television, was applied to automobiles in the 1950s, and finally was shortened to "shotgun" in the 1960s.

The term "shotgun" is also used colloquially to indicate an act performed under duress, as though at gunpoint. In the 1880s we read of "elections held under the shotgun system" and in 1903 we find the first reference to "shotgun wedding," which suggests a pregnant bride and a nervous groom getting hitched at the insistence of a shotgun-wielding father. Today we use shotgun wedding figuratively, but one suspects it may have been meant literally in 1903.
"Lum Martin!" shouted McMonagle, owner of the Cow Ranch saloon, waving his finger in front of Benson's face, "that's the man - Lum Martin! He's ridin' shotgun for Wells Fargo - or was until last week - and he's over in my saloon right now, playin' solitaire!"
Call shotgun in this case was seating in the couchguard seat with a shotgun.
by DN.·. December 9, 2008
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I call bullshit

To point it out when one is lying. In certain situations it may be used to refer to an unfair system or an outcome of such a system.
"I love you."
"I call bullshit. You're just trying to get laid."
OR
Men get paid more than women. I call bullshit!
by Ioulia called it! March 5, 2009
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challenger motor freight

Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.

They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".

There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!

Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).

The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!
by Disgruntled Greyhound Driver November 19, 2006
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