by manny January 28, 2003
Get the captain hookmug. CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:
fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life
CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life
CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
by CaptObvious fan June 1, 2005
Get the captain obviousmug. by patrick flame November 3, 2004
Get the Captain midnightmug. Captain Marvel is a comic book superhero, originally published by Fawcett Comics and now owned by DC Comics. Created in 1939 by artist C.C. Beck and writer Bill Parker, the character first appeared in Whiz Comics #2 (Feb, 1940).
A movie was made March 8, 2019 and it was horrible. The entire movie gave off fake-feminism energy and entitled critics to say:
“It’s hard to remember Captain Marvel because it was boring.” -A.S. Hamrah, August 15, 2019
“Women and fans of female heroes deserved better than Captain Marvel (a mediocre entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).” -Nathaniel Rogers, August 8, 2019
“Awful, worst marvel movie yet.” -Valeria T.
“Bland and soul-less movie.” -Ian B.
“Wannabe Superman/Green Lantern/ Wonder women.” -Ashraful M.
“Definitely the saltine cracker of the Marvel industry. In summary, it sucked.” -Kayliana Scott
If you were planning to see this movie, good luck! It had a 53% audience rate. It was more of a filler for the next movie anyway.
A movie was made March 8, 2019 and it was horrible. The entire movie gave off fake-feminism energy and entitled critics to say:
“It’s hard to remember Captain Marvel because it was boring.” -A.S. Hamrah, August 15, 2019
“Women and fans of female heroes deserved better than Captain Marvel (a mediocre entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).” -Nathaniel Rogers, August 8, 2019
“Awful, worst marvel movie yet.” -Valeria T.
“Bland and soul-less movie.” -Ian B.
“Wannabe Superman/Green Lantern/ Wonder women.” -Ashraful M.
“Definitely the saltine cracker of the Marvel industry. In summary, it sucked.” -Kayliana Scott
If you were planning to see this movie, good luck! It had a 53% audience rate. It was more of a filler for the next movie anyway.
Sam: Hey, have you seen Captain Marvel, the movie, yet?
Alex: I was going to because I love all of Marvel Comic Universe’s Movies, but I just saw the trailer and change my mind.
Sam: Good thinking. You don’t even need to see it to understand the Marvel finale anyway.
Alex: I was going to because I love all of Marvel Comic Universe’s Movies, but I just saw the trailer and change my mind.
Sam: Good thinking. You don’t even need to see it to understand the Marvel finale anyway.
by (***AnonymouslyAnonymous***) November 1, 2019
Get the Captain Marvelmug. by Princess Broken Butterfly April 24, 2007
Get the Captain Winkymug. very very very gay man.
In a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.
very gay man on a boat.
In a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.
very gay man on a boat.
"if I told you i was an ass captain, would you swab my poopdeck?"
"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"
"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"
by Undie Bundie October 6, 2007
Get the Ass Captainmug. A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
by Mike Oxlong April 9, 2004
Get the captain morganmug.