CTA Brown Line

Willing to get off at ANY exit in order to stave off impending fecal incontinence.

"Pull into that Moo&Oink! I got the CTA Brown Line goin' on!!! I can't wait!"

by Cock Johnson December 7, 2007

CTP

Abbreviation for Call The Police. It is used sarcastically, not as a serious remark.

Dan: Oh Mark have you heard that the Johnson's are moving in next door?

Mark: OMG!! CTP!!!

Example 2:

Michelle: Nichole did her hear Michael slept with Samantha?

Nichole: OMG!!! CTP!!

by superhero4592 December 12, 2012

Ctfu

Cowboy the fuck up

I hear my knee

Ctfu and let's get moving

by John dorians polare August 5, 2015

ctm

Chinga Tu Madre
meaning in spanish..
Fuck You Mom

what?!?!?
i said ctm!!

by omfg i love ur mom November 2, 2007

CTS

Abbreviation for: Changing The Subject. As used in text messaging, emails, etc.

"Yes, that portion of the requirements meet with our approval.

CTS: How about dinner Saturday?"

by Wolfpack July 31, 2006

Cthulu

The elder god.

"Let's build an altar and sacrifice goats to the elder god Cthulu!"

by Zach-H (September282005) May 2, 2004

ctj

The anogram for the phrase "camel toe juice" it is the best juice and commonly known for its healing and health regeneration powers

Dude 1: did you see that new video by CTJ productions?
Bro: yea that was funny as fupa!!!

by grundle gang December 11, 2010