Clayton Cook

One who is crazy about fortnight and plays it every day yet he only has 3 or 4 wins. He is a huge packer fan until they are really bad. His hero is Ninja and he wants to be just like him some day. He is probably that one guy that you sniped while he was drinking his chug jug in the middle of an area of open grass.

Dang it that nube just eliminated me I feel like a Clayton Cook.

by Ninja17 May 06, 2018

Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than than a Mike Tyson punch!

-"You see Josh Cook today??"

-"Yeah, he was cleaning up at the racks."

by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021

Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!

-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"

- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."

by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021

David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.

Wow that person is such a David Cook

by Asterox October 10, 2021

Edie Cooke

Edie is this wierd anime kid that also loves but hates gay people

Edie Cooke is hooking up with girls again

by EllieSoot April 26, 2022

Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)

Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.

by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 01, 2021