freshmen connection

a group of individuals whom are determined by society as less intelligent or mentally disabled; in the manner of those with academic issues.

Dude, imagine being a part of freshmen connection; you must really love to suck cock.

by reservedcranberry July 29, 2023

caveman connection

Its when you have a shitty internet connection.

Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game

Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360

Oh, Ethan keeps lagging out of our server
He must have a caveman connection

by anonymous July 29, 2024

Tapestry Collector

A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account

“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”

“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“

“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”

“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”

by Bluebangs October 10, 2023

Cloud connected

Dead.

When least expected, cloud connected.

by Angrypup December 7, 2023

bug collector

an intimate term. sentenced the same way as lover, it's used to describe someone who loves another for everything they are. derived and inspired by haley heynderickx "the bug collector", the song talks about "trying to help someone you love with their problems or history and realizing you can't". it may as well describe the burning feeling of wanting to love yet not being able to do so.

"let me be your bug collector" (let me love and care for you).

"i am just their bug collector" (i am just their admirer)

by her pudding February 11, 2024

Melnick Conjecture

The Melnick conjecture, named after former University of Georgia math professor Dr. Gavin Melnick, states that, from simple observation, every event that could occur has a 50% chance to do so, as it either happens or it does not. The conjecture considers this 50/50 probability to be independent of all other calculated statistical probabilities, and thus the 50/50 chance is considered an example of a transcendental probability within statistics.

Most people say the probability of getting a unique shuffle of cards from a standard deck is one in 52 factorial, but according to the Melnick Conjecture it is actually a 50/50 chance. You either get it or you don’t.

by boydgrad March 3, 2024

bone collector

n. A female who has children with multiple men.

Crystal is on her third baby from a different man. That hoe is a bone collector.

by Honestjane843 April 12, 2024