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Kansas Oxy Clean

When you are giving anal sex and you use oxy clean for lubricant and right after you climax you pull out squirting your seman onto your partners back and then you tell your partner to face you as if you were about to ask her to give you head and then you yell "BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT" and then you drop-kick your partner as you are saying it.
Me and my girl tried a Kansas Oxy Clean last night, the outcome was... amazing.
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cum clean 

When an orgasm is achieved with minimal mess
The best thing about my boyfriend is that he can cum clean
cum clean by Cavie Willson June 8, 2016

Surging A Head Clean Off 

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.
Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.

College Clean

1. As close to clean as things ever get on college campuses. So many people use the same space in college that, no sooner than something is cleaned, it gets dirty again.
I feel sorry for the cleaning lady. No matter how many times a day she washes the windows the student's grubby fingerprints ensure that the windows are never more than college clean.
College Clean by BIllyoh! March 18, 2009

Rip Clean in 

do the extreme

Horse in

really go for it

do the dawg! (dog)
1) you are very slow with the drinking pace there Ian! why don't you rip clean in?

2) I ripped Clean into the gats, boy!

3) I ripped clean into the bass trombone! The conductor told me to play only forte!

4) your man slapped my girlfriend's ass so I ripped clean into him!

5) I ripped clean into a batter burger after gatting!
Rip Clean in by frostyPaul August 20, 2008

dirty clean 

If your house is dirty clean that means you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.
Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold anymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean.
dirty clean by laura rules wyoming January 16, 2011

a clean sanchez 

When leafy sticks a finger in his puddy and then smears it on his partners lips
Did you see my new porn , I totally gave a clean sanchez to that tana mongeau