capitolist

A misspelling

That capitolist pig

by ThePedant June 9, 2009

Captain Ahab

1.Chubby Chaser.

2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.

3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.

4.Uses ham for cologne.

So I heard Captain Ahab took Jen out for some ham. Sounds like a hot date.

That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.

by Johnny Grey June 4, 2007

Captain Obvious

when someone states the obvious especially when it is stupidly obvious

Marie: "Sandy you are so white!"
Ginger: "Yes. I am caucasian. Thank you Captain Obvious!"

by Lez H. August 5, 2008

captain insano

highest level of awesomeness you can go up to.

"Dude that jeep is captain insano!"

by master pickle71 April 13, 2009

captain planet

The "god" worshiped by the Democratic Party.

Just go to one of their environmental rallies and you will see Democrats praying to and worshiping Captain Planet.

by it's weird freaky shit man October 2, 2005

murder capital of the world

any city who has the highest per capita of murder for that given year is labeled the murder capital of the world

new orleans was the murder capital of the world in 1993,94,95,and 96, and still has a high per capita of murder for such a small city

by ikeepsthatmuthafuckinheattaonme August 2, 2006

The Captain

A small fly with a big hat who features in recent Weebl & Bob cartoons. He is the captain of a farm that floats about on the sea, and demands that we give him silence.

Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.

"Since when did farms need captains?" - Weebl

by Kevchenko March 29, 2005