Dave Cannon

When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat

Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon

by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022

tshirt cannon

A vagina

She popped that kid out like a tshirt cannon

by bandhumor January 27, 2012

Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage

"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"

by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024

The nit cannon

The nit cannon is when someone has pubic lice and they crawl into your anus and eat the poop and when you have violent anal with someone they will get the nits in the tip of their penis and when they pee they will shoot the nits out

Guy 1: Hey do you want to do anal?
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon

by heixso July 23, 2025

Loaded Cannon

The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.

There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.

by Bobroz April 18, 2021

bondage cannon

Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.

Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.

by Wookie-Nookie June 8, 2017

thot cannon

An literal cannon that shoots thots

Thats the most powerful thot cannon i’ve ever seen!

by NoRRJJ October 4, 2018