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crapmosphere

1) Bad social atmosphere

2) The atmosphere created by someone who's had a poo in a nearby toilet, and the smell has filtered throughout the whole house or general area

3) An uncomfortable social atmosphere created by a person who's farted in public (usually in a small, unventilated space).

Derived from this is the measure of unit: 'crapmospheric pressure'.
1a. Bethan caused a right crapmosphere at the wedding when she called the bride by the groom's ex-girlfriend's name.
1b. You wouldn't believe the crapmosphere after I called my boyfriend by the wrong name during sex the other night.

2. Hey- don't go on the second floor- Eleri just had a huge dump and created a crapmosphere!

3. "You can't fart in the car Carly! There's no way to get away from the crapmosphere!"
by Wilibums and Beaves January 6, 2010
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crapsaddle

When you are giving someone a piggy back ride then they shit on you.
I was giving my kid a piggy back ride and they crapsaddled all down my back.

Tommy was on my shoulders at the carnival and suddenly he gave me a crapsaddle.
by JowWOWHOBO October 26, 2010
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Nap Crap Mouth

When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.
Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!
by Titty McDick May 6, 2011
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a crapella

1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.
"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."
by cyclopath July 28, 2015
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crapshit

WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit
by Paul June 19, 2003
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crappling

When someone is beginning to learn a grappling martial art such as Brazilian Jiu Jitsu but cant yet be classed as being able to properly grapple.
You're not grappling man, you're still crappling.
by Klis November 10, 2008
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Crap Trap

An extremely hairy ass, that collects traces of poo throughout the day.
1. I really need to trim my ass crack tonight...I have got a serious first class crap trap.
by Cadillac Man August 12, 2009
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