Basket Watching

The act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his penis. Men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.

Guy 1: Dude, are you basket watching?
Guy 2: No! I was just checking for drug smugglers!

by Koyale May 14, 2012

Bucketlist that shit!

When you see something so awesome or have an idea so great that you have to do it, scream "BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT." Therefore you must see it through.

Maria: Hey, that six foot water balloon looks pretty cool.
Monica: that kid did a flip onto it....we should do that.
Both: BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT!

Ryan: There was this kid in my 8 am who was totally drunk.
Steve: Going to class drunk?
Both: BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT!

by MMMMM.....spicy May 24, 2012

Bucket List Fairy

Someone who helps cross things off your bucket list. Usually they are your lover.

Seana- Thanks now I can cross that off my bucket list.

Cheyenne-No problem. I'm your bucket list fairy.

by ThisIsYourSurprise August 25, 2016

bucket full of soz

like sorry, but filled in a bucket and significantly more exquisite

that is a bucket full of soz old chap

by crupeycrumpet March 7, 2021

cum-bucketrous

Engaging in acts that are indicative of a cum-bucket.

Your actions this weekend were cum-bucketrous to say the least, Kris.

by McNultey February 27, 2009

Fruit-basket position

When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.

Is that a chick or is it a dude in the fruit-basket position?

Turn it around... look for the fruit!

by Lenny Bruce March 29, 2009

foot basket

a foot basket is the basket hanging underneath the chair in front of your desk. This is usually found in a school setting, and can also be used to hold books if you want to piss off who sits behind you.

Dude, get your books out of my foot basket. I need a place to put my feet

by iamrogue December 3, 2009