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Prairie blumpkin 

When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.
“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”
Prairie blumpkin by Wooglas October 23, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv
I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg
Prairie Blumpkin by legendchecker October 23, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

When a homie blows you and you throw an egg in their face
Nic was blowing Brandon, till he hit him in the face with his pocket egg, turning it into a prairie blumpkin
Prairie Blumpkin by Slana October 29, 2024

Prairie Blumpkin 

When blowing a homie they throw an egg in your face
Nic was giving Brandon a bro-job till brandon pulled out a pocket and and launch it into Nic's face. Turning it into a prairie blumpkin
Prairie Blumpkin by Slana November 5, 2024

Prarie blumpkin 

Prarie Blumpkin, and verb. This is where a dude gets blown in a hot porta pottie, and as the guy getting blown cuts, he blasts his buddy in the face with an egg.
"What did you do this weekend? "
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"
Prarie blumpkin by Saker November 22, 2024

Christmas blumpkin 

A hollowed out squash with milk and an entire pepperoni stick stuffed inside of it.
Man I hope my mom gives me a christmas blumpkin!
Christmas blumpkin by Deez_250 December 3, 2024