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We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017
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Bite Me

Annoying dude: hey

You: Bite me
by the bite me dude July 16, 2022
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Batter biting

Someone who deep fries cock and nibbles the batter
"Last night your mum was batter biting me"
by Craig Bennett October 4, 2006
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Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"
by captaintumeke May 31, 2022
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cocoa dyno-bites

Did you try those cocoa dyno-bites! Wonder what they're made of.
by Curb.stomp October 15, 2017
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Upsidedown Crocodile Bite

When your genital warts have started lining up along the hairline of your pubic hair and it starts to resemble the bite of a crocodile.
I was going down on my wife when I realized her warts had flared up and now she's got an Upsidedown crocodile bite!
by CrocBot May 23, 2022
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Snake bite

When you're having sex and reach your orgasm and take a hit of crack at the same moment. THATS a snake bite!
I love having a snake bite during sex!
by Whoareyouistherealquestion December 30, 2021
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