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bitchanese

A noun (n) slang.

It is the lingo used to speak to women, which a man can get laid with the maximum results, versus just being in the friend zone. Use bitchanese, whenever you see a female, which do not want do not want to end up in the friend zone, and hence not moving past the friend zone.
"Bro, you have to learn more bitchanese, and master it, or these women, will continually place you in the friend zone."
by B.U.M. 4 Life July 24, 2016
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Bitchesssss

Your girls. Your partner in crimes. Some real heart breakers.
Who you gonna call?!

Those bitchesssss
by Idk bud October 20, 2019
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double bitchin'

(adj.) 1. Equal or greater than twice the intensity of bitchin'. 2. Really, really awesome.
"Wow! This song sounds double bitchin' through these headphones!"
by Razukin December 3, 2002
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CoD bitcher

Someone who complains about every little thing that happens to him/her while they are playing Call of Duty.
EXAMPLE:

CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude get off my ass you just made me get killed."
Friend(Bill): I'm not even by you? You CoD bitcher"

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "STUPID CAMPERS!"
Friend(Bill): "Why are you complaining about campers. YOU ARE ALSO CAMPING. ALSO THERE HAS BEEN 3 MAIN CALL OF DUTY'S OUT AND YOUR STIIIILLL COMPLAINING ABOUT CAMPERS, You CoD bitcher!

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude its this gun, it not good!"
Friend:(Bill) "Quit making excuses, its the shooter not the gun, you CoD bitcher."

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "I PULLED THE TRIGGER FIRST! this is f'd up.

Friend(Bill): " I saw the killcam on that and you clearly shot to the left, you CoD bitcher."

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): " im lagging now"
Friend(Bill): " No your not im right next to you and you havent lagged once you CoD bitcher!"
by MasterDIZZLE123 January 6, 2011
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Multi-bitchin

This act involves one man being involved with 2 or more women with no intention of being in a prolonged relationship during the same time period without any of said women knowing. If any of the women is aware that the man is "Multi-bitchin", or if the man has hopes for marriage with any of the women, he becomes a "manwhore".
Tony: You how many girls you hookin' up with nowadays?

John: 2 but trying for 3!

Tony: and none of them know about each other?

John: Nope!

Tony: Damn you're Multi-bitchin!
by Tonst3r September 9, 2010
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Triplicity Bitches

A group of girls that think they're super hot when really absolutly no one likes them or their constantly changing hair color.

No one has respect for them and everyone hates them...They just do not see it because they're blinded by their own over-confidence.
Guy one: hey have you seen those Triplicity Bitches?
Guy two: naw I dont need to...I can smell them from here.
girll one: yeah I know;everyone can.
by hotstuff35542 April 20, 2011
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Name-Bitching

When people define their own names or someone's who they want to get with as flattering, with wording that makes whoever does this to their own names pathetic.
"blair

the most amazing guy you will ever meet

he is hawt!

he is smart!

he is sweet!

he is funny!

he is a good kisser!

+ gives great hugs!

he is all round everything any girl will ever want!"

seriously, if a guy is named blair, he likes men. how feminine could you possibly get.

"John
An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way."

Correct me if I'm wrong but is john to good to be true? Such an ornery name doesn't deserve name-bitching, because if this were true John Lithgow would at least still have a full hairline.
by youDUMBASS November 14, 2011
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