turtle biscuit

An insult used when someone looks silly or dumb, weather it's appearance or an action.

The hell are you wearing? Damn turtle biscuit.
What did you just do? Turtle Biscuit.

by Phinnus April 23, 2015

Fish Biscuits

A vagina that is so dirty that it smells like fish but has enough yeast to make biscuits and gravy.

Damn, that bitch got a a fish biscuits!

by Doo doo diver June 4, 2022

Flakey Biscuit

def: When the male performs oral sex on a female who has a yeast infection. Commonley resulting in a "Burg".

"OOHH man... I was soo drunk last night i totally gave that girl a Flakey Biscuit."
"Gross dude."

by Insano October 15, 2007

Mustard Biscuit

1. A term for a woman's vagina, when receiving cunnilingus, has a sharp, sour, foul taste reminiscent to that of the condiment mustard.

2. A term for a woman's vagina that gives off such a foul odor so strong that it could result in casualties, much like Mustard Gas.

"Damn, girl. You need to do something about that mustard biscuit you got between your legs."

by JEII May 18, 2006

biscuit taken

1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.
3) To have ones rich tea biscuit taken away by an aggressor named el hob nob

1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."

by Zatoichi September 15, 2005

Popeye's biscuit

Dry; Sore; Thirsty (throat)

e.g. My throat feels Popeye's biscuity recently and I kept coughing

by Fluffy v.2 May 4, 2018

heavens biscuit

a vaginal fart
a quife

the heavens biscuit smelled like a musty fish market

by rob fresh May 12, 2006