open net

Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.
My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.
by FunGal_in_SoCal July 14, 2011
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A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
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Open skate song

90’s song played at the ice rink during open skate.
Who sings “everything you want?” Not sure but that’s an open skate song right?
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Open-faced sandwich

When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.
Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.
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Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'
Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'
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tits-out in the open

He just kind of left a baguette on his kitchen island, practically tits-out in the open.
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