battle skirt

What the Scottish people wear

Dat Scot got blood on his battle skirt when he beheaded his foe

by Rin Asada August 10, 2020

Texas Worm Battle

When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.

Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."

by Penisjuggler3232 October 6, 2016

Bloons TD Battles Mods

(plural) mods collectively for Bloons TD Battles.

"I think I should download some Bloons TD Battles Mods because of TrippyPepper."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Battle of the sexes

A bloody mess.

Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Battle Bus

A vehicle that defys all laws of physics by transporting 100 people in a 30 seater bus through the air being propelled by an oversized balloon. At random intervals some passengers chose to vacate the bus to their inevidable doom.

Most passengers of this bus are virgins or going through a divorce.

I'm leaving you Insert your name here All you ever do is circle jerk your friends on that Battle Bus

by Dailystraw July 9, 2019

The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020

Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by anonymous March 4, 2023