Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode

A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.

Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.

by Dum Dum’s and Am&m’s October 1, 2019

big bang boat revolution

A set of events, usually beginning with a brilliant idea, that causes excitement, then chaotic tempest, and culminates with an end-product that is better than anyone ever imagined.

A director shouts on set: "Listen people, we're in the middle of a big bang boat revolution here! Quitting is not an option!"

by Katy M. September 16, 2008

seckle your boat

someone who needs to calm down, stop getting overexicted.

why you starting beef for, seckle your boat.

by billthe1 January 4, 2009

Little Man in a boat

The vagina...two labias and the clitoris

She dried her Little man in a boat with a bath towel

by Lovely180 April 9, 2017

build a boat for treasure

build a boat for treasure (known as babft) is a pretty popular game on roblox that allows you to build something to get to the end (big waterfall) u can also use your building talents to build super detailed stuff using the scalling tool that cost around 9000 gold.

yooo i just build an amazing boat in build a boat for treasure (babft) using only titanium blocks!!

by notlemonthekiller November 1, 2020

Mississippi Steam Boat

One person drinks a beer pitcher full of liquid laxatives. Then puts a tube up their rectum. The second person inserts the other end in thier rectum. The person that drinks the laxatives then defecates in the tube and in the other persons rectum. The other person then defecates its back into the other person.

My grandpa was born in Mississippi, and told me stories of when he aspired to perform a Mississippi Steam Boat with his best friend as a kid. He wound up becoming a captain of a Mississippi Steam Boat.

by MSRvrcpt June 12, 2022

last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"

"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"

by thenoblesock January 28, 2008