glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

by stephanieboat February 17, 2007

glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.

dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

what ever floats your boat

in lay mans terms, what gives a guy a boner

guy1: hey dude that girl is smokin hawt!
guy2: nah man idk what ur smokin cuz that chik overthere is smokin hawt!
guy1: eh what ever floats your boat man...

by guy wiffa fro January 3, 2010

Beauty Boat

The "boat you take to oppritunity" that you get ussually in high school to become good looking. you start high school ugly and or unattractive, and by your last year you are very good looking and know how to dress. unfortunately, some people miss the oppritunity. obviously. on the other hand, for some its just natural and they get to bypass the whole boat option, because they are already good looking.

Damn Ted did you see how ugly Beth is? yeah shes 24 now, geuss she missed the Beauty Boat in high school!

by peee ceee teee vee December 24, 2007

man on the boat

The clit on a woman's virgina

I hit the man on the boat like he owed me $300 and hit it like a speed bag while putting him in a vacuum.

by cookbook May 12, 2014

macaroni in a boat

A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.

"I tried giving my grandma's friend a macaroni in a boat, but my feet were too big."

by urbanchewbacca123 January 26, 2017