joke blind

adjective; someone that is slow to grasp jokes, that doesn't know when someone is joking, or looks too deep into jokes and harasses the person because of some "deeper meaning" that is nowhere present in the joke.

synonym; cancel culture

Joe: Did you hear that Carol went joke blind?
Peter: I just hope she is slow to grasp jokes, not like those annoying people on Twitter.

by Bytti April 14, 2021

blinded by clarity

When vision and reality collide.

When she woke from the nightmare to find him still next to her she was blinded by clarity and knew at that moment it was love...

by Stefanie Durham January 14, 2011

Nostalgia Blindness

AKA: Nostalgia-Induced Stupidity

When someone is nostalgic for something that was absolute trash and refuses to acknowledge that it was trash because their memories override all negative thoughts about it.

Split-Screen gaming was super shitty, y'all have nostalgia blindness

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2024

blind slut

a slut thats blind

Guy 1. Wow she is such a blind slut.

Guy 2 I bet she would fuck anyone

by mwanthony January 13, 2018

Blind Whisper

When you stick your ball sack on your partners face to cover both eye-sockets, and then when she goes to speak you slap your penis on their mouth when they speak and tell them to shhhhh.

Last night Dennis gave his girlfriend a blind whisper.

by Steel Soldier 187 June 1, 2022

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024

Het-Blind

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"

Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...

by fox fox April 23, 2024