blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.

blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

blind baby

A one eyed brother in law

Hey blind baby lets go deer hunting

by poor slinky neck November 2, 2016

Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016

Blind Firing Mercy

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.

They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.

I can't believe I just got rekt by A Blind Firing Mercy.

by Agent 145 December 6, 2018

Blind Firing Mercy

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.

They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.

I can't believe I just got rekt by A Blind Firing Mercy.

by Agent 145 December 6, 2018

i turned a blind eye

hice la vista gorda

I turned a blind eye to a lot things, I turned a blind eye of it

by CR29911 July 7, 2017

Booty blind

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small

Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.

by chirpy bird April 18, 2018