Cheap Irish Bastard

A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes

Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks

by Joeamato69 July 17, 2018

Emo Bastard

People who walk around thinking they own shit but the only thing positive they have ever done is kill off their own kind.

Emo Bastard: Wow I'm so amazingly cool I only talk to other emo people who are just as cool and different as I am and shop at the same fucking store that rocks that I do omg YES I <3 black hair dye *blathers on*
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE

Remember kids, run down the street, not across the road!

by Fezzik May 23, 2006

Racist bastard

Anybody who is ignorant enough to hate on somebody for nothing other than the color their skin.

Riley: Man, that movie The Wood is the shit.

Thomas: Whatever, its just a bunch of nigger kids running around being niggers.

Riley: Your such a racist bastard...

by rydizzle April 4, 2006

bastard

In addition to referring to an illegitimate child, bastard is an excellent filler word.

Before:
You fucking imbecile.
After:
You fucking imbe-bastard-cile.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

bastardize

If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.

"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."

by Scott P August 2, 2005

blastard

Black + Bastard= Blastard

A Black Bastard

Ay, we was hoopin down at the park, right, and then some blastard gonna steal my ball, man! I couldn't believe that shit.

by chickenfries0101 August 19, 2007

blast a dookie

Much like explosive diahrea. It comes out very fast, but it is usually very large.

Brennen was in the bathroom for like 30 seconds blasing a dookie, but it reaked like a 400 lb gorrila of a man was in there for an hour.

by RevStan January 9, 2004