Ian

Someone who is the best at emotions, but doesnt have a crush. He is very good at sports, but misunderstood. He is the best kisser though.

Woah, Ian is so hot!

by iamagodatfootball October 17, 2018

Ian

Ian is a person who has endless craving for turtles. Whenever Ian sees a turtle it's already digested before you blink.

Guy 1: Where's my pet turtle?
Guy 2: Ian.

by VeryGoodSourceOfInformation March 2, 2025

Ian Vasquez

Gay retard that’s gay and stupid and no one likes him.

I really hate that faggot Ian Vasquez

by God42069666 January 15, 2020

IAN

Someone who excuses themselves from work and claims depression and threatens to jump

Friend A: Hey this is the amount of work you need to do
Friend B: Stop giving me work or else I will pull an IAN on you.

by Kremepi3 June 26, 2023

ian

ian is hot. the best fuck EVER. i
fucked an ian once , luckily im dating him now and his phat juicy cock is in my all day!! i just want him to fuck me into the wall, into the DISHWASHER,
break them dishes. one time he was wrecking me with that dick and my pussy felt relief. he fucked me on the bed and broke the damn TV. he fucked me against the wall now theres a
hole. my ass feels great when his cock is inside it, anal.

ian is my fuck i want his dick in me all day long!!

by rachel paris March 19, 2021

Ian Woodall

Ian woodall is a man who stole a bunch of old guys pensions ending up with a total of 2.5 million dollars. his annoying ass son andrew pmo sm icl but its okay in the end cos hes gonna end up like his dad in 6-7 years in jail.

stop being an Ian Woodall nobody likes you ANDREW

by halal bean burger August 24, 2025

Ian

Ian stands for “Into kids At Nursery”

Eee look at tha scatty guy he’s Ian

by Ian’s a nonce November 9, 2023