Main DRUG Source in America 

U.S goverment! getting our money both ways! Back in the late 70's, early 80's when crack cocaine first started showing up, it was distributed in tiny glass viles. I'm sure someone knows exactly what I'm talking about. Anyways, why wasn't there ever a huge crack bust back when it all began? It was almost ALL in these tiny viles..meaning someone was buying a hell of a lot of them from somewhere. Why didn't the government track who was buying all these little viles and bust them? I know why. Because it was the government who was distrubuting the crack. Sure, now days people can make crack in their own kitchens. But back when it all started, I think it was the government. They did it to help pay off the Vietnam "War"

Iraq & Afganistan (drugs have become larger in this era)

Main DRUG Source in America by WhiteBlood June 17, 2004

god bless america 

The most retarded phrase ever spoken...

redneck/hick/republican/KKK fan: "God bless America Lets go Kill some Gays,Blacks and Jews!
someone who actually thinks straight: ok why is it that you seem to think that god would actually want you to kill Gays Blacks and Jews infact why would you think that god would want you to kill anyone.

god bless america by Zach Goldman December 25, 2007

United States of America

The most generous country in the world...sometimes too generous in my opinion.

US:What's wrong world?
World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died! :-(
US: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred million dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defense and whatnot, but you need it more.
World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in US's face)

United States of America by The Scrumptrilizer January 17, 2005

United States of America

The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism

Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves

United States of America by Dr.Quackers September 8, 2020

The United States of America 

The center of the world.

Anything not part of The United States of America doesn't matter.

The United States of America by FlareNUKE August 23, 2006

The Justice League of America 

A collection of extraordinary men brought forth to save the country from certain corruption. The league includes; The Verdi, Saint Maudahbee, The Bermanator, Little Joe, Lennox The Great, and sometimes Sir Cus Bear of Kushman. The league disbanded in 2008 when a few key members were wrongly in-prisoned.

One day The Justice League of America will reunite, and the scum of this country will be sorry they were ever born.

The Justice League of America by richard gear April 28, 2009

Stank of America

A financial institution which purports itself to be a giant in the banking industry that still has the time to help the little guy achieve his American dream, when in reality they are just another corporate sloth sucking the life out of every human who dares enter it's lair.

Future victim: Hey I'm getting a great deal on my home loan from Stank of America!

Past victim: ah uh eh oh uh ah

Future victim: What's up dude, you act like you've had the life sucked out of you.

Stank of America by yowaldo August 25, 2010