How high are you

When you're driving high af and forget all grammar when a cop pulls you over.

Cop: how high are you
High guy: no sir its actually " hi how are you"
Cop: 😑

by Pokz April 22, 2021

they are coming

A state of mind only obtainable through understanding the fact that they are coming

Observer: I don't understand...
Eileen: That is because... They are coming...
Observer: I understand!

by BossHoss January 11, 2009

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

A quote from Duke Nukem 3D if you do nothing at all.

Player: * does nothing *
Duke: What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by Roozy1999 September 5, 2018

My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

Thats what tables are for

An alternitave to thats what she said, often used to point out when something sounds sexual and wrong.

Person 1: I really want to ride it...
Person 2: THATS WHAT TABLES ARE FOR!

by jellopool June 23, 2010

excuses are like assholes

Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.

Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."

by rbraswell November 6, 2008

I like you for who you are

the biggest bunch of bullshit ever spoken

naw u arent ugly, i like you for who you are

by stu f. May 27, 2004