Matt Lauer

An overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable morning show host in the history of television.

I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.

by The Real Canadian April 14, 2021

blues matt

1. Untalented
2. Jam Night, The Host Of
3. Leather Jacket

"yo, did you hear that stupid white guy playing an open g guitar with a slide singing like he is an african american with 50 years of opression behind him?"
"you mean that douche in the leather jacket singin about shepparton"
"yeah, thats blues matt, he is living shit"

by rhys_o May 4, 2005

uncle matt

Ass kissing jerk who is the favorite of his mothers. We get it.

Weak shoulders.

That guy was kissing his moms ass...we should call him uncle Matt.

by Thimbleconfused January 1, 2019

matt fink

one who does nothing but play with tractors, absolutely loves chevys

stop playin wit that tractor dont be such a matt fink

by james fink January 3, 2010

Matt skube

He’s a news man. Ottawa

« Matt skube? Hell yeah man. »

by iamanunknownperson September 9, 2022

matt bencivango

matt bencivango is a big large man who sounds like a dying chicken. everytime he walks a child in africa dies . he has herpees aids and is hitlers son . he is pale like paper and has huge volcano acne . Don’t push his buttons though he is known for his anger management problems

Did you just mass murder the jews?
sorry i thought i was matt bencivango

by tristan villifuerete February 23, 2021

Matt Cornett

All American boy!
Plays ej from hsmtmts

Won world record of sorrys

Amuricaaa fuck yeah!

Matt Cornett is better than j slur

by The wife of Tim federle June 3, 2020