face drunk

When you're so drunk, you talk all up in a friend's or stranger's face.

You can tell Kristin is face drunk, huh? She is right up in that dude's face.

by k_elie September 6, 2015

Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

Air Drunk

When one has the symptoms of being drunk and stupid, but has not consumed any alcohol to start with

"Yo you see todd last night?"

" Yea man, dude took a sip of apple juice and just went completely air drunk!"

by OpTiCris November 1, 2015

Suzi drunk

A level of drunkness achieved only by the skilled and the few. Suzi drunkness is defined by the ability to successfully move an entire group whilst maintaining an air of calm and tranquility.

I was totally Suzi drunk last night.

She was so Suzi drunk, she looked effortless.

by Tinkerbell1902 December 4, 2018

tongue drunk

In essence, a combination of "cotton mouth" or drying of the mouth and tongue and a lingering flavor/odor of alcohol that can't be eliminated with mints, mouthwash or tooth brushing as the result of drinking. Usually accompanied with a hangover.

My wife complains about good morning kisses whenever I'm tongue drunk.

by Pkbah November 2, 2018

Miguel Drunk

When your Spanish friend has 4 beers and is somehow intoxicated already to the point where he doesn’t remember jumping through his wall or flirting with his friend’s girlfriend

“You got so Miguel Drunk last night, I thought we were going to have to take away your 4Runner keys!”

by LmaoAtThisGuy February 24, 2019

drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 8, 2019