paine train

The man who brings the chop chop to the gangbang

Here comes the Paine train guys

by Gillymcfilly May 6, 2016

train trip

usually used as a racist joke referencing auschwitz.

"don't make me put you on a train trip boy!"
"*insert laughing here*"

by the og jay. June 2, 2022

Train slob

It's when a lot of bitches line up to slob on your johnson.

Dave: "Holy shit did you hear about James and the train slob?"
Mike: "Yes, I heard he had jasmine in that bitch."

by Scarrty March 5, 2018

Pink Train

Same thing as running a train, except a man (or a woman, if you swing that way) is passed around, eating everyone's pussies, rather than a woman (or a man, if you swing that way) is passed around, sucking everyone's dick. Often used as a form of hazing in sororities.

Tom ran a pink train last night; his tongue was so tired that he could barely speak today!

by BrosefTheBroLord May 12, 2015

caravan train

A train once aired on BBC by Top Gear, it's a car towing about 4 caravan trailers, all of them without tires on railroad tracks.

"I wanna ride a caravan train."

by MadDots November 9, 2018

sleepy train

When you could've fallen asleep standing up, but you didn't given so you got a sudden burst of energy and you weren't hired again for a few hours. Then suddenly out of nowhere you're y you could've fallen asleep standing up, but you didn't given so you got a sudden burst of energy and you weren't tired again for a few hours. Then suddenly you're super tired and it feels like a train is pulling up to the station and you better get on that sleepy train cause the next one isn't coming for a few hours so you better catch this one unless you wanna be staring at the ceiling for the next two hours.

You better catch that sleepy train next one isn't till 5am!

by oregonsuri87 July 4, 2015

brochure training

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.

Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.

by thisisnuts January 27, 2013