plate of noodles

When you shit into a meat grinder, and on to a plate
My girl,gave me a plate of noodles last night
by Big daddy 774 December 01, 2017
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Space noodle

How the space needle is supposed to be pronounced
by Moo I’m a goat December 19, 2019
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Noodle Hole

A noodle hole is a man who is weak and limpy, as the form of a typical noodle is. The person has also a large vagina / anal entrance because he likes to be fucked in the ass, generally.
Person #1: Man, that dude is such a noodle hole!
Person #2: Yeah he cannot even stand up straight! bet he got f***ed in the ass last night!
by opiummaster January 03, 2012
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slimmy noodle

When chewing gum; mainly orbit, stride, and juicy fruit; starts to fall apart in your mouth. it turns into a noodle of slime.
Girl: Damn, this tastes like a slimmy noodle in my mouth!
by crazy-fun August 01, 2011
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fish and noodles

What happens when Little Mix's Perrie Edwards doesn't know British Cuisine
by Fish and noodles August 22, 2020
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Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.
"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017
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Poodle noodle

A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog
"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"
by Leedle leedle leeeeeeeee December 21, 2020
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