IPad Neck

Chronic condition whereby an IPad user suffers severe neck pain from peering downward on their Ipad. IPad users can be distinguished from afar by a noticeable neck twitch or wringing of the neck.

Because I peered downward to read my iPad for 3 hours straight, my doctor concluded that I had "IPad neck".

by Aaploverrated March 12, 2012

NECK TALKER

A person who speaks needlessly about stuff that he knows nothing about. Normally directed to a specific person.

He was just talking out his neck. Neck Talker.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

Neck kitty

When a cat (doesn't matter what age) sleeps or lays on your neck.

I love my cat, she's a Neck kitty!

by Cheesedevourer February 17, 2021

Leather necking

The act of serving in the Marine Corps. Any Marine will know the proud heritage of a leather neck.

Timmy knew the proud tradition that his leather necking father fought for.

by Devonpooh October 6, 2011

Giraffe necking it

deepthroating it real good

Damn man, she is so good at giraffe necking it

by kmanchill May 30, 2017

muddy neck

When a girl deep throats you after doing anal sex.

She had a muddy neck from her drunken adventures last night, you could smell it on her breath.

by rhiku117 February 20, 2015

neck loaf

A neck so overgrown with fat, it looks like a meat loaf or a loaf of bread.

I want to raspberry that neck loaf.

by ArchonT November 17, 2013