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Dildo

It is a adult toy that men and woman use to put in their vagina and or anus to simulate having sexual intimacy
I just used my dildo and I have a orgasem
by Queff chef November 23, 2023
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Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches
She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.
by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022
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Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.
by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024
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dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad
by BurritoEater101 April 9, 2024
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sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.
I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo
by TheSemen August 30, 2016
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kosher dildo

The act of inserting a Hebrew national hotdogs into one's orphice for sexual pleasure
Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.
by Rtlm2007 December 14, 2023
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Dildo

A long rubber toy used by women to fill their pussy
I'm horny, let me stick my dildo in me
by pornisthebest March 30, 2023
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