Donkey shart is when you shart in a public place and you have to haul ass out of there.
(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)
(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)
Bob: Ted totally donkey sharted last night at beths house.
Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.
Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.
Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.
Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.
by geno2k3 January 9, 2009
Get the Donkey Shartmug. When a guy is sticking his penis into a girl's asshole which is anal sex and the girl is screaming HEEHAW HEEHAW
by SexMaster123 November 3, 2013
Get the Donkey Stylemug. In front of a crowd, ask if they have ever seen the donkey dance, when they say no, let them know you will show them, turn around drop pants and underwear spread legs accordingly, then proceed to swing testies and dick back and forth smackin your ass, while hee-haaw-ing!!
by jimmy haynes January 30, 2008
Get the donkey dancemug. During the act of anal intercourse, typically in "doggy style" position, the man fingers the the girl to climax, and at that instant, punches her in the kidney and pulls out. The result is the woman shitting everywehre.
by Old McJeezy's Jizz December 13, 2007
Get the donkey punchmug. by elfeicho August 23, 2009
Get the Donkey kongmug. Out of control, freshly showered, relaxed and saggy junk used to torment wife or significant other before they have a chance to enjoy their morning coffee.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
The old lady was brewing a pot of coffee this morning when I came running into the kitchen in my towel, tossed it to the floor, and tormented her with the almighty Moose-Donkey.
by RIGHTWINGJOE April 22, 2011
Get the Moose-Donkeymug. by Mr. SnowmanPants September 9, 2011
Get the Donkey Dockmug.