Brians

1. Over sized phalanges, provoking the movement of joysticks on a play station 4 control.

2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.

Bro why do you suck so bad at madden?

Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.

by Maddens Life December 6, 2017

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Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023

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brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< October 13, 2011

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Brian Geers

A man that is rarely ever found. A true phenomenon that all who know will be forever changed. He maintains his strict values when no ones watching. The world doesn’t deserve this man.

Person1: I wished the perfect man existed

Person2: oh silly you just need a Brian Geers

by Shakeandbake347 May 4, 2020

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Brian Marroquin

A man with boisterous energy as he walks down A-hall. He takes pride as he scourges the halls, drenching freshman maggots under his hooves, and un-holstering his loud and colossal phallus upon the administration. When commonfolk hear of that stunning, luscious hair, they melt into pash momatoes.

OH MY GOD!! It’s Brian Marroquin! Look at that amazing- *melts* *delicous matoes*

by Brunhilda Jaquavion March 26, 2022

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