Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020

Fat ninja

When a girl on tinder posts pictures of only her face, and hides the fact that she's fat

Had a date with a really sneaky fat ninja, can't believe I didn't see her second chin in her profile pic!

by Jbomb66 December 2, 2014

budget ninja

Someone who makes something look valuable or expensive without actually spending much money.

“Marcia is such a Budget Ninja, she made that wedding present look a million dollars.”

by Budget Ninja August 22, 2014

Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.

At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja

by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021

Muff ninja

To steal the woman your friend was planning on banging

I was a total muff ninja last night, sorry bro.

by Axon March 15, 2015

ninja spider

A spider so clever in its hiding ability it is never seen, preferring to live its life in the shadows.

I kill every spider I see, now only the ninja spiders remain.

by Sarev0k August 24, 2011

Roof Ninja

1. In modern First Person Shooters, these are the players that find the highest spot in the map or some inconspicuous place on a ledge until they time it just right to attack.

Then, they proceed to camp in that spot again until the next victim. They rarely leave that place because they have deemed it the most advantageous spot to camp, hardest to reach to counter-attack, etc.

(often a glitched spot in CoD or a place worthy of expert UT trial runners)

Any game of Call of Duty, BF2, Unreal Tournament.

"Zomg will someone kill that roof ninja. He is a no talent ass clown who sucks at camping."

by F25_Xanatos November 25, 2010