Maddie

A kleptomaniac bitch who looks like a hippo with big watermelons taped onto her front. She acts sweet, and then she'll attack. Usually by stealing your things or talking shit about you behind your back. Never trust a Maddie.

Girl1: "What's your name?"
Girl2: "Maddie!"

Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"

by GrierIsMyGirlfriend February 22, 2024

maddie edlin

a friend who has always been here for me and always will.

my lifelong bestie❤️

maddie edlin is the coolest person ever

by analogysie March 19, 2021

Lexi and Maddie

Lexi and Maddies friendship is complicated, they both don’t know how they feel about each other and is a bit confused about how they feel but they would be a good couple if they figured it out

Friend: omg look it’s lexi and Maddie, they would be cute together

by Fortnite.69 March 26, 2022

Maddie

Maddie is short, clumzy, loud and has brown hair and hazel eye’s, you will probably see her always eating( chocolate or seafood ).

Teacher: why are you eating?
Maddie: idk, i dont have any self control ig??

by Moonlightapples February 11, 2019

The Maddy Effect

The my eyes are up here effect.

Someone who will make any man do a double take, and any taken man not be allowed to go out anymore. Maddy is someone with an excellent personality, and also an EXCELLENT personality.

“My boyfriend left me for her.”
“Yeah that’s the Maddy Effect.”

by anonymous October 6, 2025

Maddie Raposo

the absolute smut of somerset. she is the trashiest white bitch ever with her ugly dead bleached hair. she has the most massive forehead ever.

wow that girl is so fucking ugly she must be maddie raposo.

by ur bih September 11, 2022

maddy

someone who is in love with their high school math teacher and called them fire whenever she sees him

you: omg did your see teacher today maddy?
maddy: yeah he was so hot today and he was so fireee and he cooked me ramen

by Dead til tomorrow May 25, 2021