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flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.
Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.
by BernieG95 January 21, 2018
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Chode Breath

Chode breath is the scent of someone whos breth smells like they’ve sucked a fat chode ( you can also use thks word as any insult you desire
by Didxjudpo January 20, 2019
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chode slapper

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.
Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.
by CroissantLife July 25, 2012
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Overnight Chode

When someone that you have been friends with suddenly becomes a chode. Like they just woke up one day and decided to be a giant dick.
"Oh yeah man, he used to be cool in high school but he became an overnight chode."
by MyVeinyMeat February 15, 2022
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21 Chodes

David (Rocket) Robison, lookin like a man chode
Chode fingers, chode toes, and one Microchode, equals, David won chodey, 21 chodes
by 21 Chode January 4, 2019
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Chode Fucker

Someone who is intellectually disabled due to a traumatic childhood experience.
Did you know about Bartholomew being a chode fucker? No wonder he’s so anxious around alphabet blocks.
by BagelLamp May 21, 2021
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tiny chode

A Tiny Chode is a Penis that is wider than it is long . Basically a micropenis that cant penetrate a vagina or butt hole.
Justin, I cant feel you inside me. You have a tiny chode and I am unsatisfied.
by LarksAbout March 1, 2017
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