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Ghost Tears

When a man has two men ejaculate into his eyes so he can then pretend to be a ghost crying cum
Daniel came out wearing ghost tears
by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021
mugGet the Ghost Tearsmug.

tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017
mugGet the tearing the carpet out of the closetmug.

Taint Tears

The nut running down a mans taint when he was taking a breather from ejaculating but his dick drooped and the nut fell on his taint
“I was takin a breather then I jumped when mah cold taint tears touched mah butthole
by CoochieChomper6ixnine March 4, 2019
mugGet the Taint Tearsmug.

teare

Tears is a last name which is funny Teares they are back stabbing bitches they lie and never trust them they are super fake and they are holes. They make up lies and blame others. When they hurt you they say sorry and they become “friends” with you but they just lie . DON’T EVER TRUST A GIRL THAT HAS THE NAME TEARE. (This is all true!!!!)
People with the last name teare are bitches
by Jakejjsjsja1727 March 7, 2018
mugGet the tearemug.

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019
mugGet the ex boyfriend tearsmug.

Wtt/wtt/privilege tears

When a non poc uses their tears to convey fake emotions to terminate a life of a poc.

These days are used to jail pocs, bully or discriminate against pocs.

Only applies to those who use it.

Pocs can't use this because they don't have privileges of power.

Power of right to live in the olden days.

When a non poc was angry and felt their power undermined they used this technique to sentence pocs (blacks) to death. Reaping life.

After crying falsely turns around and smirks at poc for the known truth of their death.

Nowadays it's to incriminate pocs or to bully or intimate them.
Wtt: used to cry on emitt till and feel no shame in doing so. Emitt till dies of falsely being accused as he is a poc.

Luc: waaa waaa waaa she did this to me.
*cries in privilege*

Z: what?!?!?!

Luc: she did that 'stops crying' smirking.

Luc: knows wtt is her getaway of privilege. Knows that nothing can stop her from lying.

wtt: non poc tuna tears. Lies in tears, turns it off and smirks.

Wtt/wtt/privilege tears: non poc privilege tuna tears.
mugGet the Wtt/wtt/privilege tearsmug.

Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
mugGet the Tears From a Sky Clownmug.

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