1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.
2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.
3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.
2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.
3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.
1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.
2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.
3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!
2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.
3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!
by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013
Get the big steaming shitmug. Something you say when the bowl is over because it's cashed. Continuing to hit it will only be deathly ash with some resin, an unimpressive hit results leaving you looking retarded.
by Coldsmoke December 9, 2010
Get the Shits cashed bromug. When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.
No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
Get the dog shit on the tablemug. Act of forcefully taking a crap filled with rock hard pellets of shit and hot, loose, oozing fecal matter that explodes from your anus showering the toilet with a gooey layer of nastiness. The poop rocks then cause the water in the bowl to boil, possibly scalding your ass. This usually occurs as a result of the XXL Burrito with Extra Habeneros, or the all you can eat suicide wing challenge.
Man, after luinch at the Mexican Place I took a massive meteor shit shower, I think I cracked the bowl.
by Guy is Old August 25, 2010
Get the Meteor Shit Showermug. The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."
by simon180 May 24, 2015
Get the Zero shits givenmug. "ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."
by pinano July 9, 2004
Get the metric shit tonmug. When you run into the bathroom to take a shit, and reach for the toilet paper to find nothing. So you proceed to turn on the tub or sink faucet, jam your ass against it and wash out your asshole with water and your hand as if you were in India.
Remember to use your left hand...
Remember to use your left hand...
You might wanna clean the tub before you take a bath, you used up all the toilet paper so I had to take an indian style shit.
by LongRod_VonHugendong March 20, 2010
Get the Indian Style Shitmug.