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Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
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Sex Position

Something that The Urban Dictionary is way too obsessed with.
If it exists, someone on the Urban Dictionary has turned it into a Sex Position.
by LPBvgc April 15, 2025
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Gay-sex

When you are fucking a ladyboi in Thailand and you edge too much and fail to goon and end up jizzing in a man’s asshole who is dressed as a girl.
When I was in Thailand I had gay-sex and after felt like a sigma alpha lonewolf.
by AlphaGooningSigmaLonewolf February 23, 2024
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sex

the act of inserting your shlong into a girls urinary tract repeatedly until eventually you produce warm sex organelle which can impregnate her known as cum apparently
i had sex with your mom
by NotYourDadGaming September 23, 2022
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sex

when u shove your dick in a stuffed animal cause you have no rizz
i had sex with ur mom
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oral sex

when you sit across the room from your partner and yell “fu€k y0u” at each other
we just been honing our oral sex skills today.
by blA{k wid0w February 6, 2024
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sex corncakes

a wonderful baked pastry combining cornmeal sugar and orgasmic fluids
John ate many sex corncakes
by BFLTWILIGHT November 9, 2012
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